Welcome To My Nightmare*

You have probably asked yourself on many occasions, "Why did Alice Cooper write the song, Welcome To My Nightmare?" Well, obscure thinkers of the world, fret no more! I have your answer.

Alice Cooper wrote this song so that I, Derek Mondeau, could appropriate it's title for the introductory post of my "regular" weblog. Woot!

Or to make lots of money and make chicks dig him.

Only time will tell...

While time tarries judgment, I will take advantage of this opportunity to invite you into the inner circle of my mind. Now, you must understand, this is a very small circle. However, it is MY circle and I am quite fond of it, not having any other circles to speak of...now ellipses, I got tons of those. Here you will find postings on a wide range of unsavory topics such as: comic books, video game, theology, preaching, feline activities, cultural critique, sports and cartoons. You know, the stuff of life.

Some articles you can look forward to:

1) Blog Templates and Theoretical Mathematics: twin brothers from different mothers
2) Why God hates Arvin Sloane
3) Why Arvin Sloane hates God
4) The final verdict: Jack Bauer vs. Jack Bristow
5) The Power of the Opposable Thumb
6) Gender/Sexuality/The Trinity and Community
7) Emerging Sources of Narrative Identity OR Everything I need to know about life I learned from Halo


I hope you enjoy. And in case I haven't told you before, "Welcome to my nightmare."


* All comedic references to this song are the sole intellectual property of Skip Burzamato. He used to tour with Alice Cooper. Well, that could be a lie, but I wouldn't be surprised if they were old friends.